Sunday, May 10, 2009

Unemployment Benefit #4

All those unemployment jokes.

Zak: Where would I be without my good looks?
Me: (rolling eyes) I don't know
Zak: The answer is, unemployed AND ugly.

Zak: That's what I do. It's what I'm good at.
Me: Nothing?

Me pestering Zak about his to-do list
Zak: Hey, lay off!
Me: That's already happened. You really want twice in one week?

I laugh because I must not cry. -Abraham Lincoln

3 comments:

Shenna said...

Hope the interview goes well today! Great jokes. :)

Matt & Brooke said...

Dude, are you moving to Utah? Well they do have good food:)

sarasophia said...

Just found your blog and am laughing hysterically at your unemployment posts! I sadly, know all to well how this economy is smacking us in the pocketbook---my husband is self-employed and he stays only partially busy these days. We've had to dip into our own "food storage" and I am hoping along with you that that comes with a guaranteed venture into skinny model territory.

It should come with SOMETHING, ya know:)

<3 sarasophia

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