Friday, May 23, 2008

I get around...

This is a comprehensive list of the people that Zak presently refers to as my "boyfriends."

Glenn Beck
Zak: Did you hear your boyfriend say that oil has gone up to $135 a barrel?
Me: He's such a romantic.

Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional

Frankly, if he could be my boyfriend, he would be.

The Osmonds
That's right, all of them. In college I dated ONE Osmond (for a very short period of time-it didn't work out because he couldn't compete with my singing talents), but Zak's interpretation is that not only did I date the WHOLE family, apparently I'm also currently dating them .

10 comments:

Browns said...

You are too funny! I would have to agree that Chris is very good looking and romantic! Love the music. Adam swears I love Ewan McGreggor.

I hope you are feeling ok...

j&krosser said...

I think Zak is a little jealous. But Beth Zak can do a handstand.--Jaden

+AM+ said...

oh ya. you and that osmond kid. you were a good match until you started hitting him with a rolling pin.

remember when that stalker was on your back porch that one night i was over trying to have a crush on one of your roommates? why didn't you use a rolling pin on him?

Jen and Bryan said...

Beth,don't you think it's a little slutty to be dating so many people all the while you are married and pregnant? :) You know who I want to date? BOTH of the Irish guys on P.S. I Love You.... mmmmm.... they are so yummy. (I watched it last night)

Melissa said...

Hey my brother's in that picture! No joke. Look for Jeff.

extraordinarymommy said...

I love this because my husband always says the same thing to me.....and the list is long, but I won't bore you with the details!!

Matt & Brooke said...

Ewww the osmonds, Come on you can do better than that with fantasy boyfriends! BTW thanks for the 2006 xmas card. I've been waiting quite some time for that! and also I don't think you've given Edward and Bella a fair shot, try a little harder would you :)

cece said...

Of course I remember you!!! How are you? You have a lovely family! And phoenix, my goodness..that's fun and seriously hot- good luck with that! J/K- Seriously it was great to hear from you! Have wonderful day and keep the comments coming. Next time I'm in Phoenix I would love to see you and catch up.

-CeCe

Erin said...

um, didn't Glen tell you he already had a girlfriend????? We're in love...I'm sorry you had to find out this way ;)

katri said...

(cue music)
Glen rocks... you know, he has that effect on women. :)

My husband and I are going to the Dallas show in a few weeks. Look for me, I'll be the one on the front row screaming, fainting, and throwing undergarments... wait right there, that is a disturbing picture!

But I am a big fan. ;)

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