Saturday, May 26, 2007

Typical Conversation

Setting: In the car on the way to Costco.

Zak: I want Jakson to have a rat tail.
Me: Nope.
Zak: Then I want to have a rat tail.
Me: Nope
Silence.
Me: You're an idiot.

7 comments:

Audra Bollard said...

Stand firm Beth. There is NEVER a good reason to have a rat tail unless it is Halloween (and it is a wig!). So funny!

Katie Brown said...

i remember in fifth grade the cutest boy in our class, troy, had a rat tail, and i hated it even then...

Annie said...

I have had this exact conversation with my own husband, only with some added dialogue.
Him: Well, if I can't have a rat tail, then can I have a mohawk?
Me: Whatever. As long as you don't have a rat tail.
Him: What if my mohawk was longer in the back than in the front?
Me: Like a mullet?
Him: Yah, mixed a mohawk.
Me: Are you insane?
Him: I think it will look good.
Me: Fine. Go for it.
The result of the conversation ended with him running to the bathroom to shave his long hair into his mohawk/mullet creation. He kept it that way for a good 3 months, and you know what? It looked pretty good from the front. The only reason he shaved everything off in the end was that he had 15 plastic surgery interviews lined up...sometimes I cannot believe this man is a doctor.

Deborah said...

okay, that was just hilarious...deborah bigham from the ward. Looking forward to thursday night...loved the book.

Megan said...

HAHAHA!!! My brother is an idiot...obviously he doesn't know what style is. He needs to go for the steps with a mohawk. Seriosuly though...doesn't he know anything. Haha...just kidding.

bethany said...

Megan-Don't encourage him :) That's why I cut his hair now, I don't want him to go to a salon and come home with black hair, blue tips and Vanilla Ice steps.

Anonymous said...

Beth let the man have his rat tail.

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